BREAKING: James Comey Caught Accepting Bribes From Hillary Clinton

On Thursday it was reported by Fox News that when James Comey went to interview Hillary Clinton about his email, he had already begun drafting an “exoneration statement” before the first question had been asked.

“According to the unredacted portions of the transcripts, it appears that in April or early May of 2016, Mr. Comey had already decided he would issue a statement exonerating Secretary Clinton,” congressional investigators announced.

According to Senator Lindsey Graham, the reason for this may be darker than we imagined – bribery.

“We discovered that shortly before the ‘exoneration letter’ was issued, several large deposits were made to the Sharon Comey Foundation from Hillary Clinton in the amounts of $55,557.98, $100,001, and $27,540.63.”

“The only explanation for this,” Graham says, “is bribery.”

Congress is now looking into whether Hillary Clinton did indeed bribe James Comey to exonerate her despite overwhelming evidence against her.

It’s beginning to look like charges are right around the corner for Ms. Clinton! We truly live in exciting times.